The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.Every morning is the dawn of a new error.The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to takeGod out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"For those that prefer to think thatGod is not watching over us ... go ahead and delete this.For the rest of us ... pass this on!This one is compliments fo AnonymousDonald Trump was having a swimming pool dug in his back yard. At the end of the day, the workers had dug the hole, but hadn't poured any concrete yet.Just after nightfall Trump saw a dog walk through. .. “Oh God... Jake’s not coming is he?”“You bet he is!”“Oh for God’s sake...”“There’s no need to be like that!” Mum failed at being sociable “But they’ll be all other each other, again!”“Leave them be, you’d do the same if you had a boyfriend!” Way to rub it in Mum...“Ha, fat chance!” Dan just had to say, so I threw a slipper at him and chased him out the door.Right through school I panicked. Jake hadn’t spoken to me since that night and I was worried that either I’d scared him off the scent or it’d get out what happened and Dan would kill me. He never answered to whether I’d succeeded at turning him or not, and he didn’t sound too pleased when he left. How I’d cope on Saturday I’d never know. There was one slight glimmer of hope. I could, in theory, balance things out and see how my brother liked it with a girl. If he and Jake were in the same boat together, then they wouldn’t kill each other, or more importantly me. I know, weird incest thing isn’t exactly great and he’d never agree.
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